Who of you is hooked on Twilight? I am one of your new converts. Damn those Cullens!

I have heard many women speaking of Twilight. What a good movie. What fabulous books. I have resisted and resisted. My girlfriend 'Shazzy' and a member from the play cast, we'll call 'Cinderella' were talking about this book. I being honest told them I hadn't a clue what they were talking about as I have never read them.
So on a warm summer day during the 2cnd week in June a 'Twilight' book was bestowed upon me by Shazzy Shallowitz. During the latter part of that week continuing in to the 3rd I became a new convert to the 'Cullens' following.

Being a member of this coveted group I can now insert my opinions openly and honestly. And if I didn't...well Alice would see them but I doubt Edward could read them. A few things do perturb me about the 'Cullens'. Here are those things:

1) Edward and his controlling mood swings adding to sexual frustration! I understand they are in high school and Bella is only 17 and I should from a moral standpoint not want this...but come on already! Every time she latches on to him in a passionate furry he pulls back and makes her wait. She has to just sit still while this furry is burning inside her. He gives the rhetoric that he just doesn't know if he could handle it if he was in such a passionate state...that she could get hurt.
But seriously I am reading it and he kisses her jaw, her cheeks, eyelids, throat, and I'm like come on! Give me the rest! Don't stop it again!

hmm..gives rough sex a new name. I wonder if warming lotion would have any effect on the cold stone feeling I am sure would happen...okay back to the point? Just a wonder.)

Adding to the pressure is I like to read the book late at night around 10, nude, and in the bed.
Why... It's my new found freedom of nudity and I am rather enjoying it, but that's another blog.

2) I want to know more about Jacob. He just kind of flushes in but he know more than he puts on. He may be only 15 but the boy know something more than we are eluded to. And Billy...just say it already. Tell me in detail.

3)Rose...get over it already. Either say something, kick the crap out of her, kill her, or befriend her, but stop with the glaring already. It's getting old. Are you jealous cause Edward just couldn't see you in that light and you had to take another as yours? But glare one more time and I feel a 'bitch' slap is perfectly acceptable here...let's have Esme, Alice, or Jasper do it. Just cause I think it would be funny. Or hell let's let Bella do it and then Esme say to Rose.."uh-uh-uh. Don't even think about it. You needed it..."

4)When Jasper says to Bella that 'you think you are not worth it, but you are' I wanted more. I wanted to hear the rest of the words. I didn't want to have to try and fill in the rest.

5)Talk to me Edward. Talk to me. You get started and then you stop. Heck you've had a century to get it right. But when he talks...I like it. Oh I like it. Bella...I mean...when he talks Bells likes it.

6)And Charlie. Just tell him. Enough with the secrets. "Hey Dad...by the way my boyfriends a controlling, centuries old, perpetually 17 year old vampire who can 'dazzle', read minds, is strong as a God, and makes my knees melt.Not to mention hot as hell and stares at me all night long while I sleep because he can't. But don't worry Dad...I won't be losing my virginity because apparently if we try he'll rip my throat open. But no worries...I'm heading to the woods to play baseball in the thunder and lightening..."

"...ahhh...sure Bell. Make sure you take a raincoat. Be back home early..."

Yeah I think that would go over well.

That's it so far....I want to know more. The writer as good at keeping the suspense so you have to keep reading because you just have to know. There isn't a good point in the book where your like "okay I can stop now and just pick it up tomorrow". I have to force myself to stop reading.
I had to stop last night at 1:56 or was it 1:26 can't remember, Edward had 'dazzled me'. I left it when she was in the hospital after the 'tracker' incident. I can't wait to read more!

Oh and about the reading...I should be able to finish this book quickly but I find myself stopping and talking aloud...like you know these characters can here me ;) and then I have to go back a bit just in case I missed something. Ahhh...I'm dazzled. That sucks!