The wedgie

What's the first thing you do when you get a wedgie? Find any means necessary to get rid of it right?

The office is a buzzed with a meeting going on in the side conference room. Things are normal. The normal hum of the air conditioner. The normal coughs and sniffs from various people in the office and meeting. The normal sound of someone giving a lecture. All just normal.

But nothing was normal about the wedgie edging carefully between my cheeks. Oh what to do to remove it! Wiggle to the left, no such luck. To the right, ow that hurt a little. Shimmy, nope didn't help. So I reach around and grab the pantyline through my dress but I just can't get a hold of it. So now what?

Well like any self respecting person who has a 'double' wedgie I looked to the left...looked to the right...no one there...

hiked that dress right up and put my finger, one on each side, of the panty line and shimmied while I pulled the wedgie out...what's that...

"Ah, (insert name here) do you know where (insert co-worker name here) is?"

While I turn with and there he is... the owner and the boss... and there I am...with my dress hiked up in the back, my fingers under my pantyline and pulling my wedgie out...

Moral of the story:You should double look or just go to the rest room to remove your wedgies!