I'm so excited! I get my 'twilight' netflix in 2 days!!! I can't wait to watch it. I hope it is as spectacular as the book!
Monday, June 15, 2009
Who of you is hooked on Twilight? I am one of your new converts. Damn those Cullens!
I have heard many women speaking of Twilight. What a good movie. What fabulous books. I have resisted and resisted. My girlfriend 'Shazzy' and a member from the play cast, we'll call 'Cinderella' were talking about this book. I being honest told them I hadn't a clue what they were talking about as I have never read them.
So on a warm summer day during the 2cnd week in June a 'Twilight' book was bestowed upon me by Shazzy Shallowitz. During the latter part of that week continuing in to the 3rd I became a new convert to the 'Cullens' following.
Being a member of this coveted group I can now insert my opinions openly and honestly. And if I didn't...well Alice would see them but I doubt Edward could read them. A few things do perturb me about the 'Cullens'. Here are those things:
1) Edward and his controlling mood swings adding to sexual frustration! I understand they are in high school and Bella is only 17 and I should from a moral standpoint not want this...but come on already! Every time she latches on to him in a passionate furry he pulls back and makes her wait. She has to just sit still while this furry is burning inside her. He gives the rhetoric that he just doesn't know if he could handle it if he was in such a passionate state...that she could get hurt.
But seriously I am reading it and he kisses her jaw, her cheeks, eyelids, throat, and I'm like come on! Give me the rest! Don't stop it again!
Adding to the pressure is I like to read the book late at night around 10, nude, and in the bed.
Why... It's my new found freedom of nudity and I am rather enjoying it, but that's another blog.
2) I want to know more about Jacob. He just kind of flushes in but he know more than he puts on. He may be only 15 but the boy know something more than we are eluded to. And Billy...just say it already. Tell me in detail.
3)Rose...get over it already. Either say something, kick the crap out of her, kill her, or befriend her, but stop with the glaring already. It's getting old. Are you jealous cause Edward just couldn't see you in that light and you had to take another as yours? But glare one more time and I feel a 'bitch' slap is perfectly acceptable here...let's have Esme, Alice, or Jasper do it. Just cause I think it would be funny. Or hell let's let Bella do it and then Esme say to Rose.."uh-uh-uh. Don't even think about it. You needed it..."
4)When Jasper says to Bella that 'you think you are not worth it, but you are' I wanted more. I wanted to hear the rest of the words. I didn't want to have to try and fill in the rest.
5)Talk to me Edward. Talk to me. You get started and then you stop. Heck you've had a century to get it right. But when he talks...I like it. Oh I like it. Bella...I mean...when he talks Bells likes it.
6)And Charlie. Just tell him. Enough with the secrets. "Hey Dad...by the way my boyfriends a controlling, centuries old, perpetually 17 year old vampire who can 'dazzle', read minds, is strong as a God, and makes my knees melt.Not to mention hot as hell and stares at me all night long while I sleep because he can't. But don't worry Dad...I won't be losing my virginity because apparently if we try he'll rip my throat open. But no worries...I'm heading to the woods to play baseball in the thunder and lightening..."
"...ahhh...sure Bell. Make sure you take a raincoat. Be back home early..."
Yeah I think that would go over well.
That's it so far....I want to know more. The writer as good at keeping the suspense so you have to keep reading because you just have to know. There isn't a good point in the book where your like "okay I can stop now and just pick it up tomorrow". I have to force myself to stop reading.
I had to stop last night at 1:56 or was it 1:26 can't remember, Edward had 'dazzled me'. I left it when she was in the hospital after the 'tracker' incident. I can't wait to read more!
Oh and about the reading...I should be able to finish this book quickly but I find myself stopping and talking aloud...like you know these characters can here me ;) and then I have to go back a bit just in case I missed something. Ahhh...I'm dazzled. That sucks!
I have heard many women speaking of Twilight. What a good movie. What fabulous books. I have resisted and resisted. My girlfriend 'Shazzy' and a member from the play cast, we'll call 'Cinderella' were talking about this book. I being honest told them I hadn't a clue what they were talking about as I have never read them.
So on a warm summer day during the 2cnd week in June a 'Twilight' book was bestowed upon me by Shazzy Shallowitz. During the latter part of that week continuing in to the 3rd I became a new convert to the 'Cullens' following.
Being a member of this coveted group I can now insert my opinions openly and honestly. And if I didn't...well Alice would see them but I doubt Edward could read them. A few things do perturb me about the 'Cullens'. Here are those things:
1) Edward and his controlling mood swings adding to sexual frustration! I understand they are in high school and Bella is only 17 and I should from a moral standpoint not want this...but come on already! Every time she latches on to him in a passionate furry he pulls back and makes her wait. She has to just sit still while this furry is burning inside her. He gives the rhetoric that he just doesn't know if he could handle it if he was in such a passionate state...that she could get hurt.
But seriously I am reading it and he kisses her jaw, her cheeks, eyelids, throat, and I'm like come on! Give me the rest! Don't stop it again!
hmm..gives rough sex a new name. I wonder if warming lotion would have any effect on the cold stone feeling I am sure would happen...okay back to the point? Just a wonder.)
Adding to the pressure is I like to read the book late at night around 10, nude, and in the bed.
Why... It's my new found freedom of nudity and I am rather enjoying it, but that's another blog.
2) I want to know more about Jacob. He just kind of flushes in but he know more than he puts on. He may be only 15 but the boy know something more than we are eluded to. And Billy...just say it already. Tell me in detail.
3)Rose...get over it already. Either say something, kick the crap out of her, kill her, or befriend her, but stop with the glaring already. It's getting old. Are you jealous cause Edward just couldn't see you in that light and you had to take another as yours? But glare one more time and I feel a 'bitch' slap is perfectly acceptable here...let's have Esme, Alice, or Jasper do it. Just cause I think it would be funny. Or hell let's let Bella do it and then Esme say to Rose.."uh-uh-uh. Don't even think about it. You needed it..."
4)When Jasper says to Bella that 'you think you are not worth it, but you are' I wanted more. I wanted to hear the rest of the words. I didn't want to have to try and fill in the rest.
5)Talk to me Edward. Talk to me. You get started and then you stop. Heck you've had a century to get it right. But when he talks...I like it. Oh I like it. Bella...I mean...when he talks Bells likes it.
6)And Charlie. Just tell him. Enough with the secrets. "Hey Dad...by the way my boyfriends a controlling, centuries old, perpetually 17 year old vampire who can 'dazzle', read minds, is strong as a God, and makes my knees melt.Not to mention hot as hell and stares at me all night long while I sleep because he can't. But don't worry Dad...I won't be losing my virginity because apparently if we try he'll rip my throat open. But no worries...I'm heading to the woods to play baseball in the thunder and lightening..."
"...ahhh...sure Bell. Make sure you take a raincoat. Be back home early..."
Yeah I think that would go over well.
That's it so far....I want to know more. The writer as good at keeping the suspense so you have to keep reading because you just have to know. There isn't a good point in the book where your like "okay I can stop now and just pick it up tomorrow". I have to force myself to stop reading.
I had to stop last night at 1:56 or was it 1:26 can't remember, Edward had 'dazzled me'. I left it when she was in the hospital after the 'tracker' incident. I can't wait to read more!
Oh and about the reading...I should be able to finish this book quickly but I find myself stopping and talking aloud...like you know these characters can here me ;) and then I have to go back a bit just in case I missed something. Ahhh...I'm dazzled. That sucks!
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
What are my random thoughts for the next two minutes?
Starting...now...
oh a thought
pretty lamp light
Tom what do you want
Jon just smile you look so much handsomer when you do
I wonder what the meeting is going like
There you are again
oops he is right next to me going in the kitchen
what kind of cologne do you wear?
hmm...
brian
elite music
Lex
elite music
father Jim
priest
collar
chair
sex
There...end of 2 minutes.
Starting...now...
oh a thought
pretty lamp light
Tom what do you want
Jon just smile you look so much handsomer when you do
I wonder what the meeting is going like
There you are again
oops he is right next to me going in the kitchen
what kind of cologne do you wear?
hmm...
brian
elite music
Lex
elite music
father Jim
priest
collar
chair
sex
There...end of 2 minutes.
So yesterday, my friend 'hubbabalooba' was in this odd mood. But for some reason it really worked.
She's directing the play I'm in and yesterday was the first day I've really seen the complete focus of her directing abilities. It was absolutely amazing to watch. I don't know what got into her, but it was amazing. Here let me explain:
So we are working on a scene that involved this older gentleman will call him 'stubborn Hossenfeffer'. He was to play a German Jew that survived the Holocaust and was listening to a rant. The direction from 'hubbabalooba' was something to the effect of
'I want to see you react to this rant as Syd would. I want to see you utilize your space."
From here we got to listen to 'stubborn Hossenfeffer' go on and on for what felt like freaking 15 minutes about how he thinks he, as Syd would just sit there. Then he asked 'hubbabalooba' to show him what she means.
She does and boy does she. It was neat to watch 'hubbabalooba' work. She went from 'hubbabalooba' the director to Syd. It was pretty cool. Then after that you think ''stubborn Hossenfeffer' would have it right? Oh $%^&*!@# No!
He's got to go on again how moving would take away from the rant and blah, blah, blah.
People...we are talking about a slight stand up as an old guy and gaze. Move a little and react calmly with a "GAZE". I mean come on.
So 'hubbabalooba' interjects and really puts her foot down. She said something to the effect of 'this scene is about such and such and it is not about the rant. Moving would enhance..blah blah..." ...but got it to the point. In essence she told him diplomatically what I would have said bluntly
" Look just do what I tell you, I am the director and I know it will work you are going on like this is the only performance in the entire play just do it you stubborn ass!"
But the neat part comes as I was watching her direct "gray" in his take on Beethoven. It was awesome. I sat there and just caught myself staring. Here was this creative process taking place and 'hubbabalooba' was so precise, so focused, so in control of what was going on in developing this picture.
Let me see if I can explain the 'awe' in what I observed...
While watching 'hubbabalooba' at that moment she wasn't a she. She wasn't a he either...Ha! But it was as 'hubbabalooba' was not a gender at all but a creative force, a creative energy if you will that was gliding from the directors chair to the stage and creating this beautiful and wonderful scene and conveying it to 'gray' in a manner that commanded him by sheer energy and presence to grab hold and create along side the energy.
I hope I conveyed the whole happening of last night, because it was absolutely amazing. Absolutely amazing. Words simply do not do it justice.
She's directing the play I'm in and yesterday was the first day I've really seen the complete focus of her directing abilities. It was absolutely amazing to watch. I don't know what got into her, but it was amazing. Here let me explain:
So we are working on a scene that involved this older gentleman will call him 'stubborn Hossenfeffer'. He was to play a German Jew that survived the Holocaust and was listening to a rant. The direction from 'hubbabalooba' was something to the effect of
'I want to see you react to this rant as Syd would. I want to see you utilize your space."
From here we got to listen to 'stubborn Hossenfeffer' go on and on for what felt like freaking 15 minutes about how he thinks he, as Syd would just sit there. Then he asked 'hubbabalooba' to show him what she means.
She does and boy does she. It was neat to watch 'hubbabalooba' work. She went from 'hubbabalooba' the director to Syd. It was pretty cool. Then after that you think ''stubborn Hossenfeffer' would have it right? Oh $%^&*!@# No!
He's got to go on again how moving would take away from the rant and blah, blah, blah.
People...we are talking about a slight stand up as an old guy and gaze. Move a little and react calmly with a "GAZE". I mean come on.
So 'hubbabalooba' interjects and really puts her foot down. She said something to the effect of 'this scene is about such and such and it is not about the rant. Moving would enhance..blah blah..." ...but got it to the point. In essence she told him diplomatically what I would have said bluntly
" Look just do what I tell you, I am the director and I know it will work you are going on like this is the only performance in the entire play just do it you stubborn ass!"
But the neat part comes as I was watching her direct "gray" in his take on Beethoven. It was awesome. I sat there and just caught myself staring. Here was this creative process taking place and 'hubbabalooba' was so precise, so focused, so in control of what was going on in developing this picture.
Let me see if I can explain the 'awe' in what I observed...
While watching 'hubbabalooba' at that moment she wasn't a she. She wasn't a he either...Ha! But it was as 'hubbabalooba' was not a gender at all but a creative force, a creative energy if you will that was gliding from the directors chair to the stage and creating this beautiful and wonderful scene and conveying it to 'gray' in a manner that commanded him by sheer energy and presence to grab hold and create along side the energy.
I hope I conveyed the whole happening of last night, because it was absolutely amazing. Absolutely amazing. Words simply do not do it justice.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
What am I thinking for the next 3 minutes...go...
Pickled Roses
Monty Python
Lacy Teddies
Stilettos
Education
Obama what the heck
The budget
Military
Military Men
Sex
Gas
Comedy Central
Mad TV
Shazzy
My butt
Windows
Nibble
Oreo Cookie
Creamy Middle
Jelly filled Doughnut
Wonder if I spelled that right
Cipro
nausea
children
play
lines
did I memorize them
do i know it
Really need to finish act 2
only started act 1
Don't know the German lyrics
need to study
voice coach
performance night
rock stars
back stage sex
Brian
Elite Music
Gray Hair
Lex
hot sex
oral sex
elite music
suck on lip
kiss
tongues
Elite Music
rock star
black t-shirts
Paula Cole
candy apple
apple pie
i sure make a great apple pie
make a kids a desert
wonder what they want
chocolate
chocolate cookies
boss
better end this
got to go
press save
wait not yet
wonder what happened in the meeting
power
sexy
long trench coat
stilettos
black
no red
bustier
garters
thigh highs
perfume
riding
hands on thighs
priest
orgasm
maybe i shouldn't type that
hiking
Greece
going to the mountains
laying on the beach
hiking
travel
play
got to go
love
fondness
smile
contentment
ahh
love
save this now it's probably too long
Pickled Roses
Monty Python
Lacy Teddies
Stilettos
Education
Obama what the heck
The budget
Military
Military Men
Sex
Gas
Comedy Central
Mad TV
Shazzy
My butt
Windows
Nibble
Oreo Cookie
Creamy Middle
Jelly filled Doughnut
Wonder if I spelled that right
Cipro
nausea
children
play
lines
did I memorize them
do i know it
Really need to finish act 2
only started act 1
Don't know the German lyrics
need to study
voice coach
performance night
rock stars
back stage sex
Brian
Elite Music
Gray Hair
Lex
hot sex
oral sex
elite music
suck on lip
kiss
tongues
Elite Music
rock star
black t-shirts
Paula Cole
candy apple
apple pie
i sure make a great apple pie
make a kids a desert
wonder what they want
chocolate
chocolate cookies
boss
better end this
got to go
press save
wait not yet
wonder what happened in the meeting
power
sexy
long trench coat
stilettos
black
no red
bustier
garters
thigh highs
perfume
riding
hands on thighs
priest
orgasm
maybe i shouldn't type that
hiking
Greece
going to the mountains
laying on the beach
hiking
travel
play
got to go
love
fondness
smile
contentment
ahh
love
save this now it's probably too long
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